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Funny Gifts for Dad
He gave you life. You can give him a mug about the thermostat.
Dads are easy to shop for once you accept the truth: he wants a nap, a cold beer, and to be left alone with his grill. Everything here celebrates at least one of those.
Good for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, retirement, or "sorry I dented the truck."
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Official Nap Blanket
Price range: $64.99 through $75.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Hold My Beer Tote
$29.99 Add to cart -
Napping Is My Cardio Socks
$19.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Hold My Beer Sticker
Price range: $7.99 through $8.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Beware of the Grumpy Old Man Garden Flag
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Hold My Beer Can Cooler
$12.99 Add to cart -
Old Enough to Know Better Rocks Glass
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Grumpy Old Bastard Rocks Glass
$21.99 Add to cart -
This Is My Dad Voice Mug
Price range: $19.99 through $22.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Cold As Shit Beanie — Brown
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Cold As Shit Beanie
$26.99 Add to cart -
Nap Champion Camo Dad Hat
$29.99 Add to cart -
Fresh Out of Fucks Dad Hat
$29.99 Add to cart -
Grown-Ass Man Dad Hat
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I Came, I Saw, I Took a Nap Crewneck
Price range: $44.99 through $48.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Don’t Touch the Damn Thermostat Crewneck
Price range: $44.99 through $48.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Grumpy Old Bastard Hoodie
Price range: $54.99 through $58.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Napping Is My Cardio Hoodie
Price range: $54.99 through $58.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Old Enough to Know Better Tee
Price range: $32.99 through $36.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Unfiltered. Unsupervised. Unapologetic. Tee
Price range: $32.99 through $36.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
This Is My Dad Voice Tee
Price range: $27.99 through $30.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
It’s Not a Dad Bod, It’s a Father Figure Tee
Price range: $27.99 through $30.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Hold My Beer and Watch This Shit Tee
Price range: $27.99 through $31.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Questions men ask (eventually)
- What is a good funny gift for dad?
- A dad-joke shirt, a thermostat or nap mug, or anything for the grill. Dads wear their gifts until the holes have holes.
- Do you have gifts for grandpa too?
- Yes. Grumpy Old Bastard and Old Enough to Know Better were practically written for grandpa.