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Funny Gifts for Men (That He'll Actually Use)
He says he doesn't want anything. He's lying. He wants a shirt that says what he's thinking, and a mug that offends his boss.
The best funny gift for a man does two jobs: it makes him laugh when he opens it, and it gets used until it falls apart. A novelty item that lives in a drawer is a waste of your money and his drawer space.
Everything below is something guys actually wear, drink from or hang in the garage. It's all printed to order, so nothing has been sitting in a warehouse since 2019.
🚚 Flat $5 US shipping · Free over $75 · Printed to order
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The Chief Die-Cut Head Sticker
Price range: $7.99 through $8.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Bathroom Emergency Candle
$29.99 Add to cart -
Throne Room Rules Poster
Price range: $19.99 through $22.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
King of the Grill Poster
Price range: $19.99 through $22.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Don’t Touch My Grill Embroidered Apron
$34.99 Add to cart -
Fresh Out of Fucks Mug
Price range: $21.99 through $23.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
The Chief’s Throne Mug
Price range: $19.99 through $22.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Shit 4 Men Throne Trucker Hat
$29.99 Add to cart -
Shit 4 Men Throne Logo Hoodie
Price range: $54.99 through $58.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Stay Crude Garment-Dyed Tee
Price range: $32.99 through $36.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Fresh Out of Fucks Tee
Price range: $27.99 through $30.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Don’t Touch My Fucking Grill Tee
Price range: $27.99 through $30.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Beer Me, Damn It Tee
Price range: $27.99 through $30.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Courtesy Flush? Never Heard of Her Tee
Price range: $27.99 through $30.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
Shit 4 Men Throne Logo Tee
Price range: $27.99 through $30.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
The Chief Head Garment-Dyed Tee
Price range: $32.99 through $36.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page -
The Chief Tee — Chief Shit Talker
Price range: $27.99 through $30.99 Select options This product has multiple variants. The options may be chosen on the product page
Questions men ask (eventually)
- What is a good funny gift for a man who has everything?
- Something he'll use daily with a joke on it: a mug, a koozie, a grill apron or a tee. Men who "have everything" never have enough things that make them laugh.
- Are these gifts appropriate for work?
- Some are. Some will get him a meeting with HR. Read the product before you wrap it.
- How fast does it ship?
- Items are printed to order in 2–7 business days, then ship in 3–7 days in the US. Flat $5 shipping, free over $75.